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007, Blofeld, Desmond Llewelyn, Diamonds are Forever, Film, Ian Fleming, James Bond, MI6, Mr Kidd, Mr Wint, Pork Pie, Q, Sean Connery, Shirley Bassett, SPECTRE
Party Corridor productions in association with PIEMAX brings you the premiere of Pies Are Forever 00π
00π pursues Ernst Stavro Piefeld, and finds him at a facility where Piefeld look-alikes are being created through surgery. 00π kills a test subject and the “real” Piefeld, by drowning him in a pool of superheated pie jelly.
Mr Pork and Mr Pie are systematically killing pie smugglers, M suspects that South African pies are being stockpiled to depress prices. 00π is sent out to uncover the smuggling ring. Disguised as professional smuggler Peter Pie, 00π travels to Amsterdam to meet contact Pieffany Case. The real Peter Pie shows up, but 00π intercepts and kills him, he then switches IDs to make it look like the real Peter Pie is 00π. Case and 00π travel to Los Angeles, smuggling the pies inside Peter Pie’s corpse.
At the airport 00π meets Felix Pieter, then travels to Las Vegas. At a funeral home they cremate the body and the pies are passed to another smuggler Pie Tree. 00π is nearly killed by Mr Pork and Mr Pie, but Tree stops him from being cremated when he discovers the pies are fake.
00π tells Pieter to ship the real pies. 00π then goes to the Pie House, a casino hotel owned by Willard Pie. 00π discovers that tree who worked there has been killed by Mr Pork and Mr Pie, who did not know the pies were fake.
At the craps table 00π meets the opportunistic Plenty O’Pie, and after gambling brings her to his room. Gang members ambush them and throw O’Pie out of the window into the pool. 00π spends the rest of the night with Pieffany Case, instructing her to retrieve the pies at the Pie Pie casino.
Pieffany decides to go back on her deal with 00π, until she realises that O’Pie was killed after being mistaken for her. Changing her mind again Pieffany drives 00π to the airport, where the pies are given to Bert Pieby, who is followed by 00π. 00π enters the research lab owned by Willard Pie, where a satellite is being built by Professor Piez, a laser refraction specialist. 00π’s cover is blown, he escapes by stealing pie buggy.
00π scales the walls to the Pie House’s top floor to confront Willard Pie. Instead he is met by 2 identical Piefelds. 00π kills one of the Piefelds. Whoch turns out to be a look-alike. He is then knocked out by pie, picked up by Mr Pork and Mr Pie and taken to Las Vegas Valley, where he is placed in a pieline and left.
00π escapes, then calls Piefeld, using an electronic device to pose as Bert Pieby. He finds out Willard Pie’s location and rescues him. Piefeld abducts Case. With the help of Willard Pie, 00π raids the lab and uncovers Piefeld’s plot to create a laser satellite using the pies, which has already been sent into orbit. With the satellite, Piefeld destroys pieclear weapons in China, the Soviet Union and United States, then proposes an international auction for global pieclear supremacy.
Willard Pie identifies a pie platform as Piefeld’s base of operations. After 00π’s attempt to change the cassette containing the satellite control codes fails due to a mistake bby Pieffany, Pieter and the PIEA begin a helicopter attack on the oil rig.
Piefeld tries to escape on a midget submarine. 00π gains control of the submarine’s launch crane and crashes it into the control room, causing the satellite control and base to be destroyed. 00π and Pieffany head for Britain on a pie ship, where Mr Pork and Mr Pie pose as room-service and attempt to kill them with a hidden bomb. 00π kills them instead.
00π will return in Live and Let Pie
Andrew Huddlestone
CEO and Co-founder of the Party Corridor