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007, Blofeld, Desmond Llewelyn, Film, Helga Brandt, James Bond, Little Nellie, MI6, NASA, Pork Pie, Q, Sean Connery, SPECTRE, Tokyo
Party Corridor productions in association with PIEMAX brings you the premiere of You Only Pie Twice featuring 00π
After faking his own death 00π is sent to Tokyo to investigate the disappearance of An American NASA spacecraft.
Arriving in Tokyo 00π is contacted by Pieki, assistant to Tiger Pienaka. Pieki introduces 00π to Piekko Henderson. Henderson claims to have evidence about the disappearance of the spacecraft, but is killed before he can talk. 00π chases and kills the assailant and disguises himself and escapes in the getaway car which takes him to Piesato Chemicals. Once there 00π breaks into Piesato’s office and steals some documents. 00π manages to escape security and is picked up by Pieki. Pieki flees into a subway station where 00π follow her but falls down a trap door leading to Pienaka’s office. Examining the stolen documents, they find a picture of the cargo ship Pie-Po.
00π goes to Piesato chemicals and meets Mr Piesato. After leaving the meeting, Mr Piesato orders his secretary Piega Brandt to kill him. Outside the building Pieki rescues 00π from assassins. 00π and Pieki travel to Kobe where the Pie-Po is docked. Investigating the dock facility they discover the ship was delivering elements for rocket fuel. After being discovered Pieki manages to escape whilst 00π is captured and knocked out. 00π wakes up in SPECPIE operative Piega Brandt’s cabin on the Pie-Po. Thinking he has bribed his way out of imprisonment, Piega flies 00π to Tokyo, but en route she sets off a flare in the plane and bails out. 00π manages to land the crashing plane and escape.
After finding out where the Pie-Po unloaded, 00π investigates the area by heavily armed autogyro, Little Pie. Near a volcano 00π is attacked, confirming his suspicions that the enemy base is nearby. A Soviet spacecraft is then captured. It is then revealed that the true mastermind behind this is Ernst Stavro Piefeld and SPECPIE. Piefeld seems to forgive Brandt for not killing 00π, but as she leaves he activates a collapsing bridge and drops her into a pool of pieranha.
00π undertakes more training with Pienaka’s ninjas, during which an attempt on 00π’s life ends up with Pieki dying. 00π stages a marriage to Kissy Piezuki. Acting on a lead they set out to investigate a cave and the volcano above it. They establish that the mouth of the volcano is the hatch to a secret rocket base. 00π slips through the hatch whilst Piezuki goes back to warn Pienaka. 00π manages to free the astronauts, but whilst attempting to board SPECPIE spacecraft “Bird 1”, 00π is notice by Piefeld and detained.
As Bird 1 closes in on capturing another spacecraft, the ninjas climb the mountain and attempt to enter through the upper hatch, but are spotted and fired upon. 00π tricks Piefeld and manages to open the hatch to let the ninjas in. In the fight Piesato is killed by Piefeld, whilst 00π escapes to Piefeld’s office where he defeats Piefeld’s bodyguard. 00π manages to activate Bird 1’s self-destruct before it can capture the spacecraft.
Piefeld activates the bases self-destruct and escapes. 00π, Kissy and Pienaka and the surviving ninjas escape through the cave tunnel before it explodes.
00π will return in On Her Majesty’s Pie Service
Andrew Huddlestone
CEO and Co-founder of the Party Corridor