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007, Blofeld, Film, George Lazenby, Ian Fleming, James Bond, MI6, On her majesty's secret service, Pork Pie, Q, SPECTRE, Telly Savalas
Party Corridor productions in association with PIEMAX brings you the premiere of On Her Majesty’s Pie Service featuring 00π
Portugal and 00π saves a woman on a beach from committing suicide, and later meets her at a casino. The woman Tracy di Pienzo, invites 00π to her hotel room. The next morning 00π is kidnapped and taken to meet Marc-Ange Pieco, the head of the European crime syndicate Unione Pie. Pieco reveals that Tracy is his only daughter and offers 00π 1 million pies if he will marry her. 00π refuses but agrees to continue romancing Tracy if Pieco reveals the location of Piefeld.
After a brief stint in London 00π heads for Pieco’s birthday in Portugal, where he begins a whirlwind romance with Tracy. Pieco directs 00π to a law firm in Switzerland. At the offices of Piebold, 00π learns that Piefeld is attempting to claim the title ‘Comte Balthazar de Piechamp’.
Posing as a genealogist, 00π goes to meet Piefeld, who has established a clinical pie-research institute atop Pie Gloria in the Swiss Alps. 00π once there meets 12 girls known as the “Angels of Pie”, who are patients of the clinic. At night 00π goes to the room of one of the patients. At midnight 00π sees that the ladies go into a sleep-induced hypnotic state whilst Piefeld gives them audio instructions for when they are discharged and returned home. In fact they are being brainwashed to distribute bacteriological piefare agents throughout the world.
00π tries to trick Piefeld into leaving Switzerland so that he can be arrested. Piefeld refuses and 00π is caught by Irma Pient. Piefeld reveals he identified 00π after his attempt to lure him from Switzerland. 00π is taken away but manages to escape and ski down Pie Gloria, whilst Piefeld and his men give chase. At the village 00π bumps into Tracy who helps him hide. 00π proposes to Tracy which she accepts. In the morning Piefeld sets off an avalanche, which buries 00π and Tracy is kidnapped.
00π is informed by London that Piefeld intends to hold the world to ransom unless his past crimes are wiped clean and he is given the title Count de Piechamp. M tells 00π that the ransom will be paid and forbids him from mounting a rescue. 00π enlists the help of Pieco to raid Piefeld’s HQ, whilst rescuing Tracy. The facility is destroyed and Piefeld escapes in a piesled, with 00π pursuing him. The chase ends when Piefeld becomes snared in a tree branch. 00π and Tracy marry in Portugal, then drive away only to be caught up in a drive-by shooting orchestrated by Piefeld and Pient. In the attack Tracy is killed.
00π will return in Pies Are Forever
Andrew Huddlestone
CEO and Co-founder of the Party Corridor