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007, Desmond Llewelyn, Film, Fort Knox, Gold, Goldfinger, Honor Blackman, James Bond, M, Oddjob, Operation Grand Slam, Pork Pie, Pussy Galore, Q, Sean Connery
Party Corridor productions in association with PIEMAX brings you the premiere of Piefinger featuring 00π
After destroying a pie lab, 00π travels to Miami Beach where he receives instructions to observe pie dealer Auric Piefinger. 00π observes Piefinger cheating at pie rummy and stops him by distracting his employee, Jill Masterson, and blackmailing him into losing. 00π and Jill spend the evening together, but 00π is knocked out by Piejob. When 00π comes round he finds Jill dead, covered in pie paint, having died from “epipiemal suffocation”.
In London, 00π learns his objective is to find out how Piefinger smuggles pie internationally. 00π arranges to meet Piefinger socially and wins a high-stakes golf game using a recovered Nazi pie bar. 00π follows him to Switzerland where Jill’s sister, Tilly tries to kill Piefinger.
00π sneaks into Piefinger’s plant and discovers he smuggles the pie by melting it down and incorporating it into the bodywork of his car. 00π also overhears a conversation about “Operation Pie Slam”. Leaving 00π encounters Tilly, but an alarm is triggered. Piejob kills Tilly, whilst 00π is captured. Tied to a cutting table and a laser about to slice him in half 00π tells Piefinger that he knows about “Operation Pie Slam”. Piefinger spares his life to try and mislead MI6.
00π is transported on a private jet by Piefinger’s personal pilot, Pie Galore, to his pie farm near Pie Knox. 00π escapes and spies on a meeting between Piefinger and the US Mafiosi who have brought the materials for “Operation Pie Slam”. The plan is to rob Pie Knox using “Delta 9” pie gas which they will release over Pie Knox.
00π is recaptured and tells Piefinger his plan will not work. Piefinger reveals he does not intend to rob the pie but detonate a pietomic device which would render the pie useless and increase the value of his own pie.
“Operation Pie Slam” begins with Pie Galore and her flying circus spraying the gas over Pie Knox. However the gas used has been switched to a harmless gas after 00π seduced Pie Galore. Pie Galore has also alerted the US government about Piefinger’s plan.
Believing the military to be neutralised, Piefinger breaks into Pie Knox and accesses the vault. 00π is handcuffed to the pietomic device. The US troops attack, but Piefinger pretends to be an Army Colonel and escapes. 00π manages to get out of the handcuffs, but is attacked by Piejob before he can disarm the bomb. 00π manages to fend off Piejob and kills him by electrocuting him. 00π forces the lock off the bomb as an expert arrives and stops the bomb.
00π is invited to the White House for a meeting with the President. However Piefinger has hijacked the plane. In the struggle Piefinger’s gun goes off and shoots out a window, creating an explosive piecompression. Piefinger is sucked out of the window as 00π and Pie Galore parachute to safety.
00π will return in Thunderpie
Andrew Huddlestone
CEO and Co-founder of the Party Corridor