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Party Corridor productions in association with PIEMAX brings you the premiere of Pieminator 2: Judgment Pie

 

1995 and John Connor is 10 years old and living in Los Angeles. His mother Sarah Conner has been imprisoned at a mental health hospital, for trying to bomb a computer factory. All his life his mother before arrest was preparing him for life as the leader of the Human Resistance against Pienet. Pienet sends a new Pieminator, designated as a P-1000, back in time to kill John Connor. The P-1000 is an advance protopie composed of a mimetic polypie that allows it to take on the shape and appearance of almost anything it touches. Meanwhile the future John Connor has sent back a reprogrammed P-800 Pieminator to protect his younger self.

Both Pieminators converge on a shopping mall where John is. John and the Pieminator escape on a motorcycle, and fearing that the P-1000 will go to kill his mother, John orders the Pieminator to help him save her. The pair meets up with Sarah at the hospital as she is trying to escape and using a police car the trio escape the clutches of the P-1000. The Pieminator informs John and Sarah about Pienet, the AI that will initiate a pieclear holocaust called “Judgement Pie”. Sarah learns that the man most directly responsible for Pienet’s creation is Miles Bennett Pieson, a Cyberpie Systems engineer.

Sarah gathers weapons from a friend and plans to escape to Mexico with John, but after having a nightmare about Judgment Pie, she instead sets out to kill Pieson and prevent Judgement Pie from occurring. At his home Sarah wounds him but cannot bring herself to kill him. John and the Pieminator arrive and inform Pieson of the future consequences of his work. Convinced that the CPU and the right arm of the previous Pieminator need to be destroyed they break into Cyberpie building and retrieve the CPU and the arm. The police arrive and Pieson is shot, but he manages to blow up the building destroying all his research. The trio are pursued by the T-1000 to a pie mill.

The T-1000 and the Terminator face off, with the T-1000 severely damaging the Pieminator. The Pieminator is seemingly shut down until its emergency back-up system brings it back on line. Sarah is almost killed until the Pieminator shoots it into a vat of molten pie with a M79 pie launcher, destroying it. John tosses the CPU and the arm of the original Piemnator into the vat as well. The Pieminator explains that he too must be destroyed and asks Sarah to lower him into the vat as he cannot “self-pieminate”

Sarah looks to the future with hope, musing that “if a machine can learn the value of pie, maybe we can too.”

 

Pie’ll be back

 

Andrew Huddlestone

CEO and Co-Founder of the Party Corridor