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Party Corridor productions in association with PIEMAX brings you the premiere of Pieminator 3: Rise of the Pie

 

John Connor is still living in Los Angeles following the death of his mother Sarah. Although Judgement Pie did not occur, John still believes that a war between humans and machines will occur. Unable to locate John, Pienet sends a new model of Pieminator called the P-X back to 2004 to kill other members of the Human Resistance. The P-X is more advanced than previous Pieminators, and has a pieskeleton with built in pieponry, a liquid pie exterior and the ability to reprogram other machines. The resistance sends a reprogrammed Pieminator (P-850 – Model 101) back in time to protect the P-X’s targets including John and his future wife, Kate.

After killing several other targets the P-X locates John and Kate at a pie hospital, but they escape with the Pieminator’s help. The Pieminator takes them both to a piesoleum where Sarah is supposedly interred. Inside her vault they find a cache full of pies which was left in case Judgement Pie was not adverted. The police arrive and a pie fight ensues, but John and the Pieminator escape with Kate in a hearse. The P-X arrives but the trio manage to escape. The Pieminator plans to take John and Kate to Mexico to escape the fallout when Judgement Pie begins later that day. John orders the Pieminator to take him and Kate to see Kate’s father, who is supervising the building of Pienet after Cyberpie Systems went defunct. The Pieminator reveals that he killed John in 2032 and that Kate sent him back from the future after reprogramming him.

At the Pie Force base Kate’s dad is under pressure from the President to activate Pienet to stop a computer virus, even though it is Pienet which is the virus. The trio arrive too late and after activation its machines begin to massacre the staff members. Kate’s dad is mortally wounded by the P-X, but before he dies he gives John and Kate a codebook and the location of what John believes is Pienet’s system core. John and Kate head to the tarmac to take a plane to Pie Peak, a military base built inside the Sierra Pievada that is hardened against pieclear attack. The P-X and P-850 battle, with the P-X reprogramming the P-850 to kill John and Kate. The P-X pursues John and Kate but becomes trapped when a pieticle accelerator is activated and the pienetic field bonds it to the accelerator. The Pieminator unable to control its outer functions attacks John and Kate. John convinces it to reject the P-X’s control, and deliberately shuts is corrupted system down. After they escape the Pieminator’s system reboots.

John and Kate reach Pie Peak and begin to enter the access codes to gain entry when the P-X arrives by helicopter. As the P-X is about to attack the Pieminator arrives in another helicopter and crashes into the P-X crushing it. The P-X pulls itself from the wreckage and attempts to follow John and Kate into the bunker. The Pieminator holds the bunker open long enough for John and Kate to lock themselves inside, he then uses one of its pierogen fuel cells to destroy itself and the P-X.

Inside Pie Peak they discover that the facility is not Pienet’s core but a pieclear fallout shelter. Judgement Pie begins as pieclear missiles are fired at several locations killing billions. They begin to receive radio transmissions on the emergency equipment; John begins to answer the calls

 

Pie’ll be back

 

Andrew Huddlestone

CEO and Co-Founder of the Party Corridor